"I can't wait for exactly 2 months from today"

"I can't wait for exactly 2 months from today"

What interested you this week?

Playing Favorites: Favorite real or fake porn parody name

Dan:Requiem for a Cream

Mitch:Dong of The Dead

Nick:Fags of Our Fathers

Ted:Dick Soup

So Long & Thanks For All The Fish

Saul Landau, 77, American filmmaker

Cal Worthington, 92, American car dealer

Movierama

    So Disney in their divine wisdom have moved two big titles around. First, Ant-Man will now be a July 15th 2015 release instead of November of the same year. Second, Pirates 5 has been pushed from a 2015 release to 2016.

   Hugh Jackman let it slip that he almost had a cameo in the first Spider-Man film, as Wolverine. The reason he didn't get it? The completely ridiculous excuse "they lost my costume" worst lie since "the ninja clan in The Wolverine was never going to be The Hand"

   The producers of GI Joe 3 want to make sure no one watches the third movie by hiring the screen writers that worked on blockbusters like Snow White and The Huntsman.

   Jurassic Park 4 has a title. And that title is Transformers: Age of Extinction... Oh wait no that's the totally sarcastically cool title for Transformers 4. How could I get these confused? Maybe because both will star animatronic dinosaurs. Though Jurassic Park 4 may have the worst title of the two with Jurassic World.

First look of the new Godzilla 

Releases

DVDs:

Star Trek into Darkness

Box Office:

Insidious Chapter 2

The Family

Games:

Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs Win, Mac, Lin

Killzone: Mercenary PSVita

Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 Remix PS3

Metro: Last Light Mac

NHL 14 PS3, X360

Puppeteer PS3

Young Justice: Legacy PS3, X360

DuckTales: Remastered XBLA

ARMA 3 Win

Card Hunter Win

The King of Fighters XIII Win

Gaming Corner

   PS Vita TV was announced this week. No it isn't a new strain of herpes but a device that allows you to stream PS4 titles to any tv in your house connected to a PS Vita TV. It also plays Vita games on your TV. Is this a cash grab aimed at Sony fanboys or do you think this is a good idea?

   Speaking of PS4, Japan, the biggest market for the console, will not receive it until 2014. Which probably does not bode well for Sony in the console race.

   Apple has announced 2 new IPhones that will be available for preorder starting sept 13. The phone named the 5c and 5s are basically offshoots of the 5 model with various differences though, the 5c will cost $99 for the 16gig and $199 for the 32gig version.

   Fucking Nintendo wants me to buy two new 3DSs with the release of limited edition Pokemon X & Y consoles. No jokes just pure frustration.